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Coming Next Month!
Our 5 Part Expose on Rush Limbaugh


More Fictional Babble from FOX News

FOX News is at it again. Of course, when did they ever stop? They claim to be a news agency, yet they seldom report on true to life facts, instead making it up to suit thier own political agendas. They proved this again during the May 28, 2006 FOX News show Cashin'In.


A Monster Named Eric Rockmore
November 21, 2005

Terrell, Texas. June 24, 2002. It was absolutely horific. A large tour bus slammed into a concrete pillar. The entire side of the bus was peeled away as if a giant can opener had been used. Children were strewn all over the roadway and median. Other children were crushed under bus seats, twisted metal and the bus itself. Additionaly, most were severely burned by battery acid and/or diesel fuel. Four youths were dead at the scene. Dozens had extreme injuries. Eric Rockmore, the owner of the bus company, upon his arrival to the carnage, told his companian, "There will be a huge lawsuit out of this!" He then ran away, too cowardly to help or face what happened.


The Indecent OB-GYN
November 18, 2005

Seattle, Washington. November 17, 2005. Dr. Charles Momah is disgusting. He is without any morals. Because he is disgusting and without any morals, he will be spending up to 23 years in a state prison.


Elected Ignorance
November 17, 2005

Detroit, Michigan. November 16, 2005. Detroit City Councilman Alonzo Lonnie Bates has issues. He has a hard time living in the same reality as the rest of us are forced to do. He somehow feels he is above the law and that he is certainly better than the rest of us.


30 Years to Plan Her Next Party
November 16, 2005

Golden, Colorado. November 15, 2005. Sylvia Johnson, 41, will have the next 30 years to plan her next teeen sex and booze party. This should give her plenty of time to make sure she is a really cool mom!


Daughter Stuns Mom
November 15, 2005

Seattle, Washington. October 07, 2005. Jean Cyr, 72, was awakened abruptly. She was awakened by her own daughter, Jaimi Cyr, 40, cruelly administering a 300,000 volt stun gun to her.

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